On the midnight ridazz ride last night I had the most retarded accident ever. Trying to avoid an accident, I rode up on the sidewalk. Suddenly, a steel wire caught my bars like the spectator caught L. Armstrong 39 seconds into this video.
The worst of it is about 1 square inch of road rash, and cut bar tape. Wheels needed some love, and I tried to catch back up with the group at Rio Rita, but no dice. I licked my wounds with some Don Julio by my side.